Wednesday, November 01, 2006

10 GOOD ONE-LINERS

  1. SHE HAS CALVES ONLY A COW CAN LOVE.
  2. I WAS SO UGLY WHEN I WAS BORN HE DOCTOR SLAPED MY MOTHER.
  3. WHEN I WAS BORN MY PARENTS DIDN’T KNOW WHETHER TO PUT ME IN A CRIB OR A CAGE.
  4. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. THE DOCTOR WAS SHOCKED.
  5. STOP AND FEEL.
  6. GOD LOVES YOU. EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU’RE A MORON.
  7. HYPOCRISY IS A SORT OF HOMAGE THAT VICE PAYS TO VIRTUE.
  8. THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS ON TURBULENT AIRPLANES.
  9. NOTHING IS OFTEN A GOOD THING TO DO AND ALWAYS A GOOD THING TO SAY.
  10. I’M NOBODY. AND NOBODY’S PERFECT.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

a casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith doesn't prove anything

MAHIMA said...

another one...read it on my bathroom wall this morning:

CRITIC s a six letter word for a four letter concept.

one more i read (in the same place):

i wear a zebra. that's 26 sizes larger hen an A bra.

:D was laughing irst thing in the morning! :)