- SHE HAS CALVES ONLY A COW CAN LOVE.
- I WAS SO UGLY WHEN I WAS BORN HE DOCTOR SLAPED MY MOTHER.
- WHEN I WAS BORN MY PARENTS DIDN’T KNOW WHETHER TO PUT ME IN A CRIB OR A CAGE.
- MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB. THE DOCTOR WAS SHOCKED.
- STOP AND FEEL.
- GOD LOVES YOU. EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU’RE A MORON.
- HYPOCRISY IS A SORT OF HOMAGE THAT VICE PAYS TO VIRTUE.
- THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS ON TURBULENT AIRPLANES.
- NOTHING IS OFTEN A GOOD THING TO DO AND ALWAYS A GOOD THING TO SAY.
- I’M NOBODY. AND NOBODY’S PERFECT.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
10 GOOD ONE-LINERS
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2 comments:
a casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith doesn't prove anything
another one...read it on my bathroom wall this morning:
CRITIC s a six letter word for a four letter concept.
one more i read (in the same place):
i wear a zebra. that's 26 sizes larger hen an A bra.
:D was laughing irst thing in the morning! :)
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